"She's slippy, you're sliding down: She'll be there when you hit the ground!" - Bono
I've been there, you've been there: It's not a happy place to be. I've since become much more wary and cynical in my old age compared to the gullible way I was even three years ago, but I thought I'd share these tips with you guys - my fellow brethren - before it's too late!
While, no, I'm not a playboy, I'm not a player, nor am I a stud of any kind, I guess you can call me your real-life blogger version of "Hitch" for the day. But make no mistake about it: I've spent my time in the Hell created by the female population of today's world known as the "friend zone" and most importantly, I've learned my fair share of warning signs and other things of the sort along the way, too. I'm not a General on the matter, but more like a Sergeant so to speak; I know a little bit about a lot.... :)
The Three Cardinal Rules of Dating (From a Male's P.O.V)
I've been there, you've been there: It's not a happy place to be. I've since become much more wary and cynical in my old age compared to the gullible way I was even three years ago, but I thought I'd share these tips with you guys - my fellow brethren - before it's too late!
While, no, I'm not a playboy, I'm not a player, nor am I a stud of any kind, I guess you can call me your real-life blogger version of "Hitch" for the day. But make no mistake about it: I've spent my time in the Hell created by the female population of today's world known as the "friend zone" and most importantly, I've learned my fair share of warning signs and other things of the sort along the way, too. I'm not a General on the matter, but more like a Sergeant so to speak; I know a little bit about a lot.... :)
The Three Cardinal Rules of Dating (From a Male's P.O.V)
1. If a chick says the word "friend" to you at one point or another and you want something more from her: Call it quits immediately.
2. If you find that you're giving more than what you're recieving from your potential prospect in the way of compromise: Call it quits immediately.
2. If you find that you're giving more than what you're recieving from your potential prospect in the way of compromise: Call it quits immediately.
3. If a girl begins to make you into her makeshift confidant: Call it quits immediately.
Don't fool yourselves, guys! There's absolutely no sense in wasting months (or even years in the case of the truly foolish) of your young lives chasing after uninterested women in the delusional hopes of one day making them your's while they continuously drag you along and hold you at arm's length without mercy.
Bottom line is this: I wish I could say that this guy didn't make more than just a few good points in his video.... but I'd be lying!
Don't fall into the friend zone, fellas! :)
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