"The human race has only one really effective weapon: Laughter." - Mark Twain
I don't know where I get my sense of humor from. Probably my mom now that I think about it! Anyway, I had nothing to do on this Saturday evening, so I came up with a little joke. Here goes nothing - hope you find it funny....
"A Husband and a Has-Been Walk Into a Bar"
"A Husband and a Has-Been Walk Into a Bar"
A husband and a has-been walk into a bar. Has-been says “I need a new job”, husband says “I’m getting a divorce”. Bartender puts two bottles of beer on the bar and says “Here guys, have a drink on the house.” Husband knocks the bottle to the floor and says “I’d drink it, but she took the house too.”
Has-been says “Here’s my card, we should talk.”
Husband says “Well, what is it that you do and where do you work?”
Has-been says “Your wife and at your house, but she hasn’t called me in a few days."
Has-been says “Here’s my card, we should talk.”
Husband says “Well, what is it that you do and where do you work?”
Has-been says “Your wife and at your house, but she hasn’t called me in a few days."
No comments:
Post a Comment
Montages, the artform thereof, and all subsequent works featured on this blog page are owned by DaiQuan M. Cain and are subject to copyright (#185729-V) under the U.S. Copyright Law of 1976 & the U.S. Library of Congress. Any thievery, unauthorized usage, or infringement of said work(s) and copyright(s) will result in a fine of up to $250,000 or more.