"Back In MY Day...."

Generation Y are already old. We're in our twenties and thirties but give lectures about "our time". 

In my time, we had a wrestling champion named Stone Cold who drank and cursed and didn't wave his hand in front of his face like a moron, superheroes were never seen together on the big screen and you were lucky if just one sequel from the same franchise came out every three years, the Presidents had always been white males, we used landline phones, there were cartoon blocks on TV after school, and the internet was slower than a tortoise - that is, if your parents allowed you to use the phone line to connect to the "World Wide Web" to begin with - and we pooled our internet time from the free trial discs that came in the phonebooks every month.