Day started off on a funny note. It was so hot this morning that I was so thirsty which forced me to get a bottle of water from the employee fridge, not knowing that one of my co-workers saves the bottles to recycle them at the recycling machine in return for five cents a piece.
As I usually do, unintentionally, I crushed the bottle when I was done with it. Don't ask me why, it's just a nagging habit of mine; You can always catch me fidgeting with things in my hands - unbeknownst to me - like a Kleptomaniac with ADHD. Anyway, she saw the crushed bottle of mine at my table and quipped: "Hey, man! That's five cent you cost me, brother! You angry 'bout something? Need to see Jeannie [the Resident Therapist]?" I was dead from laughter there for a few seconds....
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