Right on!

"Shut the fuck up!"-Barbra Streisand

Proof that I'm an eaily annoyed person.... I agree 100% with this article!

FOURTEEN MOST ANNOYING COUPLES

Actually, I could come up with a list of about a trillion annoying couples but this list was definatley a good start. I'm sure you feel the same way somewhere within yourself about this subject. I personally, don't like hearing or reading about relationships unless they're on a person's blog but if I wait for a perfect world, I'll die alone.

Now, tell me, when people start blabbing on and on and on and on about their girlfriends, wives, boyfriends, husbands or exes.... you feel like bashing their skulls in with mallots don't you? It's okay.... I'll imagine your saying "yes" even if you're not.

And so, hence, the three examples (only three because I'm lazy right now.... don't ask for more because you're only gonna get three, greedy! :)

Examples:

A) People who can't shut up about how "FANTASTIC" their significant other is, no matter what situation they're in or for how long they've been talking about their "GREAT and ADORABLE SWEETHEART."

My response to these people: Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, NOBODY for as long as you live or have lived will ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER give a damn about your relationship. Only you do.

B) People who won't stop bragging about how they've never "been in love like this before."

My response to these people: You aren't in love. You really aren't.  Nope.  Not in love. And as long as you say you've never "been in love like this before," you probably won't be until you find the person who eleminates "this" from the equation.

And lastly, my personal "favorite"....

C) People who bring up their significant other in EVERY SINGLE CONVERSATION!

My response to these people: I hate you. I'm sure other people hate you. I'm sure we all hate you and that's probably the reason why everyone avoids being around you. I bet when you ask to hang out with your buddies, they all come up with obvious lame excuses not to be around you and here's the reason why: You're annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying.

Nobody could possibly give a damn about another person so much as to bring them up in EVERY topic and conversation so stop pretending and get out of the love haze or else everyone will continue to hate you for all eternity until you stop bringing your lover up in every conversation. nobody gives a DAMN!

Now I know what some of you are probably thinking: "But, DaiQuan, you've done some of these things in the past haven't you?" The answer to that scholar-level question is: Possibly. I guess we all go though those fazes from time to time but as Gina said on In Treatment, "It's easier to see other people's patterns than our own."

And so, I hope you've enjoyed this edition of my notorious blog! Catch you later. (I've had WAY to much caffine today!)